Thursday, February 11, 2010

Valentine Limericks

There once was a girl named Sam
who enjoyed eating lots of ham
So, on this special day
her boyfriend did say,
"Here, have some ham, ma'am."

The women was smitten
With the man who gave her a kitten
But she had a grudge
And she wouldn't budge
Because she was bit through her mitten.

On Valentine's day
people think to say,
we'll be together,
together forever,
And soon enough, we'll get away.

Here's a little story
That ended in glory
The couple met an oracle,
Who told them of this miracle ,
They would have a daughter named Dory.

Together forever,
Forever together,
The deal was done,
The battle they won,
Separation? Never.

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